If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a conservative
doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative
is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative
is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative
is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative
doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative
is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless
it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative
decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose
a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative
reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
To forward, select "all" from edit, right mouse click, select "copy",
then paste into an email and send!